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[Link] | [klineh] The bizarre appearance of this egg-laying, venomous, duck-billed, beaver-tailed, otter-footed mammal baffled European naturalists when they first encountered it, with some considering it an elaborate donut.
[2+2=4] u aint trappin bitch u yakkin to the mutha fukin cards
[2+2=4] I like the name beatrix
[2+2=4] tabitha is pretty a-ok w/ me too
[2+2=4] or abigail
[jear] what about dianna
[2+2=4] dianna sux
[jear] thats my moms name you fuckin dick!!!!
[Donner] life is like pizza
[Donner] cruel and pointless
[klineh] i been drinkin a lot of oolong pig tea
[2+2=4] durian popscicles and jack fruit
[klineh] yeh those are pretty good
[klineh] but you need the real thing
[klineh] aint nothin like hackin a huge durian on ur kitchen floor w/ a machete
[klineh] & kneelin over it w/ ur best pals
[klineh] then the hotdog acid wears off & u realize ur hackin ur best bros up on the kitchen floor & ur butt stinx real bad
[klineh] straight up carl malone family matters bullshit
[2+2=4] i was watching family matters on friday
[klineh] that dont surprise me
[2+2=4] these guys went in the cool machine and turned into asians
[klineh] woa
[klineh] sometimes u have a habit of describing incidents from your real life as plots of family matters episodes
[klineh] barack obama presidency = unaired episode of family matters
[hoox] yo julian if u type your password into the chatroom soulseek censors it for you!!
[hoox] see? **********
[hoox] try it
[phylumsinter] buttlovewithatinychild
[phylumsinter] that didnt work at all, hoox
[2+2=4] he was shocked to see how shocked they were when they found out
[2+2=4] he always kinda thought they knew and just never said anything
[2+2=4] well mom, you were right. wanna make some bagels with these fuckers before I throw them out?
[2+2=4] he'd have to take it easy and play it real cool
[2+2=4] it was going to be a weird and wonderful few days and nights
[2+2=4] stay strong and gird your loins
[2+2=4] keeping a sense of humor and a terminator like shear bloody mindedness will be your weapons
[2+2=4] something told him to look in his shoe next to his bed
[2+2=4] yes, people do a lot of things they don't realize or remember while on ambien--eating, driving, testing knives on their arms..
[2+2=4] I'll spare you the details, but his bowel movements look the way they did when he had to be hospitalized for dehydration as a child – frothy
[klineh] i have quick question for u my friend...ur opinion very valuable
[klineh] 1. how u feel about wugga wugga?
[klineh] a. it rulz
[klineh] b. it is making ur belly very heat
[klineh] thank you for ur time my friend
[2+2=4] macaroni
[klineh] have a nice happy
[klineh] od
[klineh] no 18+ language in the noise room plz
[w_w] fuck you
[w_w] fuck you
[AMPDT] no 18+ language in the noise room plz
[klineh] no 18+ language in the noise room plz
[AMPDT] FAGOOTS
[klineh] no 18+ language in the noise room plz
[320320320320] i am fucking taking offense
[klineh] no 18+ language in the noise room plz
[AMPDT] no 18+ language in the noise room plz
[klineh] yup
[klineh] wat u think about beavers
[AMPDT] they fak each other
[klineh] that aint a nice happy u fuckin asshole
[klineh] i come in bulgaria & scat ur 401k plan u fucker
[AMPDT] i aint no fucker
[klineh] u aint even got crazy straws in ur choco milk
[AMPDT] turn to satanism
[AMPDT] plz
[klineh] worship lord donkubus
[AMPDT] i have no one in my sect
[320320320320] u mean whistlepig rite
[klineh] whistlepig!!
* klineh makes u a cuppa capy tea
[klineh] its 1000% pure DINO METH + capy <3
[phylumsinter] before i was really sure of what i like to do to get off i went through a period of jacking off with objects up my dickhole, usually pounded in with a piano tuning hammer
[phylumsinter] i started with a super straw
[phylumsinter] then a guitar cable
[phylumsinter] then i made this thing with a lotion
bottle and a super straw that allowed me to squirt warm water up there
[phylumsinter] that was one of the most intense feelings i've had in my entire life
[phylumsinter] my whole crotch was throbbing
[2+2=4] my nick name is nick
[2+2=4] & my steve name is steve
[klineh] u filthy son of a bitch
[klineh] i oughtta hi 5 u
[an_onion] chef mario stretchghetti rifle
[klineh][magickbrother] hi im televisions ted danson
[klineh] [magickbrother] men who USE guns and GRILL MEAT have massive 1s
[klineh] i think mine is 16 hours
[2+2=4] a woman just came into my apartment to check the alarms
[2+2=4] she said IT SMELLS LIKE DIRTY DIRTY DIRT HERE U NEED TO GET RIDDA W/E THAT IS
[2+2=4] i told her that is the smell i like
[2+2=4] i was afraid
[klineh] lil wandereres w/ big basketballs
[klineh] & baseball bats to hit em w/
[magickbrother] lol
[klineh] its televisions ted danson
[magickbrother] hi fellas
[klineh] u a washed up jerkwad bum u kno that ted danson
[klineh] i oughtta bop u on the nose w/ a rolled up newspaper
[magickbrother] mah gawd klineg
[magickbrother] you got that crazy look in your eyes again
[an_onion] hes outta his mind on goofballs
[klineh] chef mario ate the andromeda galaxy
[klineh] hes unstoppable
[lil_wolfer_pup] bryan "this is realealy me!! it aint alex sunil klineh or nat!! i swear it aint nat cuz i smoke dino METH & am fer real 24/7 cat cru my butt stinks" manning
[Donner] in my country we dont call fish fish. we call them chickens
[klineh] i eat diarrea milkshake & weewee popsicle
[klineh] lets form a club
[klineh] where we mix vats of ky jelly w/ green food colorin
[klineh] & put on giant snail shells
[w_w] team snail!
[klineh] & lay on the sidewalkin spittin up goo all over ourselves
[klineh] & floppin around & stuff
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[klineh] c:::::8
[2+2=4] 8======D>-|-
[klineh] i thought that was a giant cock going into a small decapitated person
[klineh] but i realize it is a giant cock with a propellar beanie hat now
[2+2=4] eyah
[klineh] fuck off sunil!
[klineh] u stole the olympic gold medal
[klineh] hi this is jacob
[klineh] how may help u
[klineh] end u 18+ language plz
[2+2=4] hi r a boy
[klineh] yes this is jacobw
[klineh] what you think about failing economy
[klineh] is rising greenhouse gas climate to blame?
[klineh] if it keep on heating then no girls at ur praty like u
[2+2=4] eheheh
[klineh] thank u ur imput valued
[klineh] hi this is jacob sumone has disemboweled my cat on my front lawn if u have information please contact my techinal support team manager thx you
[klineh] do u think greenhouse gas may be to blame?
[klineh] if the cat keep on heating he smell very bad
[klineh] hi this is jacob
[klineh] end u jacob plz
[klineh] hi this is steve i end jaacob
[klineh] this is steve how may help u
[2+2=4] fuck u steve
[davidiii] hi steve
[klineh] how dare u
[klineh] hi this is steve how may help u
[davidiii] hi steve how may help u
[klineh] hi this is jacob
[klineh] how may help u steve
[davidiii] hi steve
[klineh] hi this is steve how may help u
[klineh] do u have complaint about rising greenhouse gas? ur opinion is very important
[davidiii] jacob for pres
[klineh] hi this is jacob how may help u
[davidiii] end u opinion plz
[klineh] whales on wheels
[davidiii] whales on wheels on steve
[klineh] helpo may plz talk to are a amy
[klineh] this is steve are a bopy
[freddy(kiv)] im new to this how the fuck do i get music
[2+2=4] freddy what u think about the green house gasses?
[klineh] hello freddy(kiv) how do u feel the greenhouse gases? if earth continue to get very heat it smell bad
[freddy(kiv)] wtf?
[klineh] hi freddy(kiv) this is steve
[klineh] are a jacob?
[freddy(kiv)] sup steve
[klineh] hi this is steve
[2+2=4] hi this is jacob
[klineh] ur opinion very imporatant
[davidiii] hi steve u end greenhouse gas plz
[klineh] end u jacob plz one opinion per time
[2+2=4] freddy how to control the global warming
[2+2=4] ur suggestion plz
[klineh] hi this is jacob
[klineh] how may help u
[klineh] hi this is jacob may ask u quick question please?
[klineh] 1) how u feel about todays service? do u feel u were properly attended to?
[klineh] hi this is jacob
[freddy(kiv)] didnt you just ask a question by saying can i ask you a question,lol
[davidiii] hi jacob i have an opinion about steve
[2+2=4] my last question was please look at above
[klineh] hi this is jacob could plz repeart
[Roguish] my name the choose BROWSE FILES
[2+2=4] this is jacob thanks for every one by giving valuable answers. :)
[Roguish] or click on search and type in what you are looking for
[klineh] fuck u steve
[klineh] i kill ur cat buster
[klineh] i come in ur house i kill ur cat
[davidiii] hi jacob hi have an opinion about secret agent cookie, u help w/ my conccearn for greenhouse gas?
[klineh] hi this is jacob
[Roguish] i this is klineh i have a question about howling hotdogs
[klineh] this is are a amy
[davidiii] hi klineh this is marvin
[Roguish] hi this is mervin how do you download marvin?
[klineh] how do u feel greenhouse gas affect ur friend praty
[klineh] do u feel the no girls like you because the earth is very heat?
[klineh] awooooooooooo
[tisborroinfaccia] ultra satan
[tisborroinfaccia] necro jesus
[tisborroinfaccia] super mario nazi batman
[klineh] u kno john "petie" jackon the goat he live on 1234 wilkshirebarfington abbey lane over down yonder tha bloomin mcdonogal dingdong pub
[an_onion] aaahhahahah
[klineh] that aint me thas my old friend frum japan i forgot his name cuz watever
[klineh] applesauce
[klineh] w/ ur fav gal
[klineh] u in heaven
[klineh] gurupabhadra
[klineh] 1000% electric psibocyclblin flashback
[klineh] lemme show u how we groove
[klineh] rotate ur hip 600 degrees to the starboard
[klineh] an flap ur wings while shootin both ur revolvers
[an_onion] where the pizzas @
[klineh] now wugga wugga ur way across the dance floor
[klineh] an say WHO HERE A WOOLY BULLY
[klineh] when no one respond u take 400 upside down bean bag chair bong rips & snort some tyrtlez really fast
[klineh] i forgot the rest
[klineh] it prob involve ridin donkeys & satanic rituals or somethin who cares!
[klineh] u aint need no manual to FREAK
[lil_wolfer_pup] A fire fighter is working outside the station when he notices a little boy in a little red wagon with little ladders on the sides, a garden hose coiled in the middle, and wearing a fire fighter's helmet. The wagon is being pulled by his dog and cat
[lil_wolfer_pup] The fire fighter takes a closer look. "That sure is a nice fire
[lil_wolfer_pup] truck," the fire fighter says with admiration."thanks" speedy wong says
[lil_wolfer_pup] The fire fighter notices the boy has tied the wagon to his dog's collar and the cat's testicals
[lil_wolfer_pup] "Little Partner," the fire fighter says, "I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster.
[lil_wolfer_pup] "The little wong replies thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren."
[METEK] squirells has some strange sounds
[dot-dot-dot] gasoline haha
[klineh] ya
[bitbird] gobble gobble gobble
[dot-dot-dot] hallucinogenic maybe
[klineh] u kno like acid shrooms hotdogs dmt pcp peach schnapps
[klineh] i dont do drugs but howeever this feels like somones paranoia after taking som halusegetic things.. way scary bushmap scared the shit out of me... keep it real... ns
[2+2=4] i need to get out of this house. what hath I got myself into? its now 3:39. itch. face hot. dizzy. throat feels all sludgy. itch. ugh. dizzy. face got sort of hot. mainly ITCH and dizzy. hard to focus vision, move properly.
[2+2=4] Once you're 18 anything goes, man.
[2+2=4] It's 5am. I think the ethanoyl's finally worn off.
[2+2=4] Went for a 4:30am walk and got a candybar.
[2+2=4] Travis has tattoos, likes good films and books
[Worstward] playing videofgames on the street for money
[an_onion] Alex Kovacheff is a world renown hair critic. Born in 1982, Alex learned to listen to rap music at an early age. This lead to an intimate knowledge of the latest in hair fashion. By the time he was 5 years old Alex was writing for journals all over the galaxy. After a long standing feud with Chef Mario in the Andromeda galaxy, he came back home to London to live an honest life as a serious hair critic.
[2+2=4] rib ticklin' tim
[klineh] aehueahaueh
[2+2=4] anom, ill tell you what i did today
[2+2=4] i was strapped and wired as shit
[2+2=4] jamin every day jamin every day jamin every day
[2+2=4] i went to go get a new charger for my phone, bcuz my old one broke
[2+2=4] the girl was watching me write the date and i was almost at the 9 in 2009, but then i was like wait
[jear] were you like i cant roll a fkn blnt man
[2+2=4] cuz i wasnt sure if I got the 18 right
[2+2=4] she was like "2009"
[2+2=4] and im like wtf
[klineh] aheuaehhuh
[klineh] WHAT YEAR IS IT
[2+2=4] scrutinizing my private writing habits
[2+2=4] it’s not like I watch her change her tampons
[klineh] ur like I HAD BRAIN SURGERY & all shakin & shit
sea eco oore: oinky
ternaryadjust: pig metal
sea eco oore (8:53:48 PM): :]
ternaryadjust (9:58:11 PM): green dogs laughin
ternaryadjust (9:58:53 PM): picklejuice basking in the halogen lamp glow
sea eco oore (9:58:59 PM): :]
sea eco oore (10:00:29 PM): woa
ternaryadjust (10:01:21 PM): back in california tripping hard on cough medicine
sea eco oore (10:02:38 PM): yeh!!
sea eco oore (10:02:42 PM): u were freakin out
sea eco oore (10:02:48 PM): in the redwood forest
sea eco oore (10:03:06 PM): walkin into co-op market naked w/ dried shit & blood smeared all over u
sea eco oore (10:03:23 PM): screamin @ fruit
ternaryadjust (10:03:50 PM): yeh
ternaryadjust (10:06:03 PM): i had to fight off pagan hobos to keep them from stealing my beer and eating my pet catterpillar
sea eco oore (10:09:12 PM): amazin
sea eco oore (10:11:25 PM): part egg part man this 1 year deaf machine will end u life
ternaryadjust (10:12:16 PM): Great message! There is absolutely no reason for cussing. ? It's a terrible thing to do.
sea eco oore (10:15:17 PM): u better back off or im gonna cuss
[klineh] hi this steve i going to kill ur wife & kids u have valuable input? question/comment? ur opinion greatly appreciate
[mookid] "huge snails of the sky"
[penguin] BOY I GOT A MASSIVE SUGAR RUSH NOW!
[2+2=4] bullshit
[penguin] i feel all good
[penguin] i like the color orange
* penguin np - masonna - frequency lsd 03
[2+2=4] yeh!
[2+2=4] a stubborn, schoolyard obstinacy that is elevated and extolled as something somehow admirable
[penguin] wha?!
[mario0318] who the fuck knows
[mario0318] i think he just called you gay
[klineh] internal tradin
[klineh] i was gonna have a dog body & he was gonna have a man body
[klineh] REDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDddddddddddddddddddddddddddd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[klineh] hi interest mortgage rates
[klineh] i dont smoke weed i smoke chumps like u on the b-ball court!
[klineh] the first recorded usage was tha ancient mayans feedin it to the sick & elderly!
[klineh] power lunches (3 martinis!!! make em stiff!!)
[klineh] we was gonna send red back in time with my man body
[klineh] now buckle up cuz this is gonna be a wild ride
[klineh] we ridin
[klineh] back to ancient egypt where theyd worship him as the god anubis
[klineh] he was gonna save them egyptians from eternal damnation by preachin the word of the good lord jesus to em
[klineh] meanwhile i was gonna have to learn how to satisfy my wife in a dog body
[klineh] ON A 12 STRIP O ACID LEGEND O ZELDA ACID TRIP
* klineh climbs atop the village temple to perform a 2 week long electric sitar solo....
[klineh] i found this vid of bitbird in thailand
[klineh] bryan tried to join plant cru
[klineh] he buryd his feet in the ground & poured water all over em
[klineh] he had to walk all the way home w/ dirty soggy shoes
[mookid] what happens if you got one of those little baby trees you are supposed to plant
[mookid] but you microwaved it
[mookid] and ate it
[an_onion] CUKE
[klineh] ya
[klineh] cuke tree
[klineh] 666 feet tall
[klineh] WAT A BUNCH O DUMASSES IN 1000A.D. THEY DIDNT EVEN HAV HELLO KITTY ADVENTURE ISLAND 3 A BUNCHA LOUSY JERKS I HATE EM & U SHULD 2 !!
[jear] klineh read my palm
* klineh examines
[klineh] it says.....
[klineh] .......
[klineh] ....u......
[klineh] ........
[klineh] .....rulz.....
[klineh] yup
[klineh] thas wat it says
[klineh] jear rulz
[2+2=4] my mom just came in here and said "sunil, wonka p rulz, but u hav to turn it down, becuz ur
grandpa is trying to sleep"
[klineh] weed speed & creed
[klineh] thas my life
[jear] im convertin to islam
[2+2=4] say what, wigga
[klineh] hell yeh
[klineh] smokin mad halaal blunts w/ cat stevens
[2+2=4] islam = satan
[klineh] that aint very christianlike sunil
[2+2=4] i dont know
[2+2=4] who am i kidding
[jear] dont say it
[2+2=4] islam = #1
[jear] nuuuuuuuuuuuu
[klineh] i taught that dog how to pray to jesus
[klineh] u boys ever heard of a man name george washington carver?
[klineh] him & ol red was more than jus friends....
[klineh] ...they was lovers.
[klineh] he did a lotta good w/ peanuts...
[klineh] mind u she passed on in '47 but a womans got needs u kno
[klineh] we had big dreams me & red
[klineh] teach u a lesson about stocks & bonds
[klineh] now u done come & ruined it all u lil bastard
[klineh] tell u wat boys
[klineh] come & shot me own dog
[klineh] now im gonna have to teach u boys some lessons
[klineh] we was gonna switch heads
[klineh] but its a common misconception that he invented peanut butter!
[jear] i just got the best idea
[jear] write another book of the bible but instead of jesus put in popeye
[jear] ye are what ye are and thats all that ye are
[klineh] was he rolling that weed in a banana pill!!!! HAHAHAHAH (One White Nation)
[klineh] funny as fuk da way he says 'u bARFd pizza b4 didnt u 'lol r.i.p sunil
[klineh] what should i eat before i go to sleep
[2+2=4] salt is good for ur hydration
[klineh] i got too many choices!!
[2+2=4] just fucking eat everything
[2+2=4] & get super fat
[klineh] awooooooooooooooo
[klineh] tha HONGKERR
[klineh] my parents are gonna find me on the floor in the morning covered in soymilk & mustard & eating powdered gravy mix out of the box screaming nonsense
[klineh] earth limb!
[Donner] .___.
[Donner] srry
[klineh] i feel like donkey
[Donner] i feel like shichi nichi hachi watashi
[Donner] DONKEY!
[klineh] bee bop
[klineh] who am i
[klineh] earth limb donkey?
[klineh] or perhaps an artichoke heart
[El_Presidente] I saw a hobo with great abs today
* klineh puts on sunglasses & flexes & winks @ u over the top of the sunglasses & plays a cucumber sax solo
* klineh while surfin a killer wave
[klineh] any u niggaz eva FuCked wit hash or sherm dat shit ell give u a buzz
[klineh] they jus put me on papers dawg 18 months damn a nigga wanna smoke bad as hell fuck drug test!!!
[klineh] http://www.vatican.va/archive/catechism/ccc_toc.htm
[klineh] butterscotch waterfall'd
[2+2=4] uh
[jear] uh
[klineh] my old friends jear & sunil
[klineh] one day we will have a 1000% flannel cottage
[klineh] deep in the apalachia
[klineh] CULTURAL
[klineh] AWARENESS
[klineh] YOU NEED TO BE AWARE
[klineh] OF CULTURE
[2+2=4] heal the hood
[klineh] we need to paint inspirational murals
[klineh] in urban areas
[jear] they got one in miami that has barack obama and martin luther king jr on it
[jear] somethin like
[jear] why live for a dream if you cant die for it
klineh] they got one here of a hotdog stabbin ghandi while hes sittin on the toilet cryin
[klineh] it says "may ur dreams soar forever...."
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[Link] | [klineh] What everyone should know about meI like Diet Mountain Dew. I used to like Sprite Zero. My mom still thinks I like Sprite Zero, and she always stocks up, so I drink it when I visit. I haven't told her I like Diet Mountain Dew now. I think it's because I'm ashamed.
[klineh] my life is a living hell.
[klineh] on americas funniest home videos
[klineh] & they give em ppl voices
[klineh] but all high pitchesdd & squeaky
[klineh] its real funny
[an_onion] yeh its funny when the dogs ruin evrything
[an_onion] like weddings
[an_onion] & birth
[an_onion] they show a woman giving birth & a dog head pop out w/ pitch shift chuckling host sayin "watta ya spect?!"
ti ME xheater (12:00:59 AM): i saw the best pups of my generation destroyed by cats, melons, wobbly armed bastards
[klineh] How I lost my stomach fat! I couldn't believe it: bARFing?!
[+Herr Andreas+] how is everyone today?
[klineh] good
[klineh] how are you
[Gescommunist] looking for european tacos u
[+Herr Andreas+] im very motivated
[Gescommunist] great news!
[+Herr Andreas+] and feeling good
[klineh] :)
[Gescommunist] u are conquering ur nocturnal desires?
[+Herr Andreas+] I was interested to see if anyone here is a Merzbow fan
[klineh] this is fantastic
[klineh] whos that
[Gescommunist] never heard of this chap he msut be a hungarian
[+Herr Andreas+] Merzbow is a Japanese noisician
[+Herr Andreas+] he is not Hungarian.
[Gescommunist] where is he her from
[+Herr Andreas+] he has been making noise starting in Japan since 1979
[+Herr Andreas+] and he has released over 300 releases
[Gescommunist] that means he is at least 36 years old
[deathloop] what u doin?
[klineh] sleepin
[klineh] in giant donut tube
[klineh] i cant find the entrance
[klineh] or the exit
[klineh] never ending space trekkin donut tube
[klineh] its a mobius donut
[klineh] where pups become a loop
[klineh] who am i
[deathloop] you are crawling in the sand
[deathloop] and you can't see nothin but BLACK
[deathloop] and the walls are comin closer and CLOSER
[deathloop] you smell sulphur and sweat
[klineh] u got a cupcake for a nose
[klineh] & ants're eatin u
[klineh] aint no wong never did done died never
[klineh] & thats a fact
[klineh] id rather EAT MY OWN SHIT than die
[Donner] is that a nose in ur pants or ur just happy to see me?
[bitbird] toilet or die
[2+2=4] whatever was in front of me was not a human being; it was something not even remotely resembling one. it was more like a reptile. or a bulky grotesque insect. or even a hairy, ultimately repulsive bird.
[klineh] watev man
[klineh] u should just be happy u got laid
[klineh] stop nitpickin the details
[klineh] u leaned out the rotatin floor of THE WATER HORSE & bARFd a full 360 degree melon!
[klineh] disgustin!
[Donner] i used to think that listening to music in public makes u look cool until i realized other pepole CANT HEAR THE MUSIC IN YOUR HEADPHONES
* klineh hands u a capy
[klineh] i thought u could use this
[2+2=4] Fuck off Australia!
[2+2=4] you bastard! thats so sick and desturbing.
[klineh] mr mac
[klineh] REALLY SPILT PAINT ALL OVER ME & MY CLOTHES
[klineh] (it didn't feel good, it felt gross)
[2+2=4] that is wrong how could a man doing something like that
[klineh] I MEAN
[klineh] REALLY
[klineh] SPILLED
[klineh] PAINT
[klineh] ALL OVA MAH CAPYS!
[klineh] but then
[klineh] somethin weird happened
[klineh] a doghead popped outta the camera & said watta ya spect?!
[klineh] ALL NAKED!
[klineh] Mr.Mac should not be judged!!! he was a good man and did alot for his country if he wants a little boy... well by god he should get one...
[Donner] i dont support factory eggz, lil chickens stuffed in cages & forced to wear a cut off sleeve lacrosse t-shirt w/ purple shorts & flipflops
[klineh] U no wat ure a stupid spikeful cow! ure so sad scaring a little girl like that! i agree with xxAMANDAxx08 Poor little girl! :[
hmetal123 (10:52 P): i lov doin DINO METH an gettin cat cru logos tattoo'd on mah butt this is really bryan an nat aint in the cat cru an this is really me it's bryan it ain't nat
sea eco oore (12:12:27 AM): @ a fancy cat brunch in 5 star beverly hill hotel catz all ova the lounge eatin shrimp cocktail platter & shittin in litter boxes & doin lines o meow mix & eatin each othas SHIT cuz catz are gross & a real tall cat in a trench coat comes in & all tha catz look @ tha tall guy cuz hes kinda suspicious then they notice a pup tail pokin out tha back & then we rip off tha cat mask & trench coat & reveal that its actually me & an_onion standin on each othas shouldas & we say WATTA YA SPECT MOTHERFUCKERS!?!? in a high pitched goofy voice & start sprayin the room w/ uzi bullets & cats is explodin everywhere intestine gore
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[Link] | [2+2=4] rip bernie mac
[klineh] hes ded?
[2+2=4] yeah
[2+2=4] "why did ronald mcdonald have sex with his sister"
[2+2=4] "because his judgment was impaired from a lifetime of eating fast food"
[2+2=4] that's my favorite bernie mac joke
[lil_wolfer_pup] why the long face
[lil_wolfer_pup] ur face aint so long
[lil_wolfer_pup] its just ur lil wing wong is so short everything else looks outta proportion!
[klineh] my only friend in the whole world is a talking goat that eats his sisters panties & cant even spare the time of day for me
[2+2=4] uhh im going to a latin american party i guess
[klineh] uhh
[klineh] latin america?! not in MY america!
[klineh] the tubgirl is an olympic event
[2+2=4] tubgirl competitions were recorded in early 19th Century Scotland and were a part of the British Amateur Championships beginning in 1866
[klineh] bernie mac died trainin for the event
[Gescommunist] hi , muslimgauze, u got
[Gescommunist] oh good
[Gescommunist] might usa outnumbers all users in noise
[Gescommunist] wow some country has a shit flag
[Gescommunist] sorry stupid flag country :(((
[Gescommunist] oh its france
[Gescommunist] :XO _-- -- -)D
[Gescommunist] au bon pain
[davidiii] http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b348/davidiii/sq-1.jpgsp
[2+2=4] woa
[2+2=4] squirrel?
[2+2=4] or baby human
[klineh] its his daughter
[klineh] be nice bro
[klineh] he locked her outta the house for so long she had to start lickin window condensation in the morning to survive
[2+2=4] In a nutshell: I'm fun, witty and a great friend. Always dependable and there for whoever needs me. I'm terrified of clowns and anything scorpion-like.
[klineh] sunils tryin to teach ducks to ice skate
[2+2=4] :)
[klineh] :)
[klineh] (11:32:27 PM): shiting myself in public wearing adult diapers
[2+2=4] i love spongebob square pants!!! i think hes hilarious, also i'm terrified of clowns
[2+2=4] Imagine you are interested in someone. You discover that they were a nerd in high school. How would this discovery affect your opinion of them?
[milesgotfired] it would not
[milesgotfired] i would be like
[milesgotfired] you went to high school
[milesgotfired] you fucking nerd
[klineh] steve im concerned about the coffee to piss ratio in my mug
[klineh] do you think it could be the greenhouse gases?
[2+2=4] is this still ralf?
[2+2=4] :\
[klineh] no
[klineh] this is steve
[klineh] hello this is steve
[klineh] im requesting jacob
[klineh] jacob this is steve
[2+2=4] :)))
[2+2=4] hi this is jacob
[klineh] jacob the fragmented remains of your soul have been transmigrated into coffee piss & i'm afraid your insurance policy is now null & void (dental also)
[klineh] we're going to have to shoot your dog
[klineh] hi this is are a anna
[klineh] amy
[klineh] this is amy
[2+2=4] the global warming causes mainly pollutions.
[klineh] no greenhouse gases at my school like me
[2+2=4] how to control global warming?
[2+2=4] if this is continues the earth ill become very heat.
[2+2=4] your Suggestion please.
[klineh] UNATTRACTIVE BODY ODOR
[klineh] PREMATURE BALDING
[klineh] PREMATURE EJACULATION
[klineh] STAINED TEETH
[klineh] OBESITY
[klineh] POOR SOCIAL SKILLS
[klineh] LOW SELF ESTEEM
[vomit toad] sounds like BRR
[Grungy_Guy] sounds like a day in the life of an average male
[vomit toad] i think that just proved how much funnier i am than you
[klineh] i havent seen robocop since i was l
[klineh] ;0
[klineh] everything u ever need to kno about women is in bo diddley lyrics
[DarkAbyss2] http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=XnCxKAjgwM4&feature=related
[2+2=4] whats that link bryan
[2+2=4] is it robocop
[2+2=4] theres a cute fatso at the natural food store
[klineh] ahahh
[klineh] launch mangoes into her mouth!
[2+2=4] i try to impress girls with my kickboxing skills
[2+2=4] i tell them to try to punch me and then I duck and uppercut them
[klineh] Rejoicing was therefore in order, and to that end he'd brought home two big bags of groceries and a carton of booze from Byerly's. In the kitchen he turned on the oven in readiness for a pizza and ordered the groceries into categories of freezer, Frigidaire, cupboard, and immediate consumption. Then, after he'd unboxed one of the pizzas, stuck it in the oven, and set the timer to ding in twenty minutes, he peeled the skin of foil from a plastic tub of dip and emptied a bag of rippled potato chips into a mixing bowl. This was the life.
[klineh] He thumbed the cap off a bottle of Heineken's and carried bottle, dip, and bowl out to the living room, where he settled, bowl in lap and bottle and dip on the armrest, into the sighing recliner, sighing himself in complementary fashion. He lifted the bottle in mock salute to the deceased: "Here's to you, you old scumbag."
[klineh] ~in loving memory of sunil R.I.P.
[klineh] porco dio
[klineh] [10:55][bitbird] is it because you internet is powered by cows?
[klineh] mysterious weinas of the past tonite on the history channel
[klineh] one time we were buyin some corn liquor at the liquor store
[klineh] & this lil old black lady goes " you boys is buyin some COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNN liqua aintcha?? "
[klineh] & my friend says "yes, indeed we are ma'am!"
[klineh] & she says
[klineh] "you boys gonna stay outta trouble tonite?"
[klineh] & my friend says
[klineh] "HEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL NO!!!"
[klineh] & she laughed & i waved goodbye & we left
[klineh] its one of my fondest memories
[klineh] He shot his load, and closed his eyes, and when he opened them she was gone. His bottle lay on the rug beside the recliner in a still-foaming puddle of beer. The potato chips were scattered everywhere, the bowl shattered in four pieces. The dip was spread over his pants and on his hands and in his pubic hair. Jesus Christ, he thought, either I've really gone off my rocker or I have just fucked a ghost.
[klineh] ~in loving memory of sunil R.I.P.
[Worstward] neuromantik is an okcupid buddy of mine
[Worstward] bekind to him
[Worstward] he's a sensitive soul
[Worstward] he's one of us
[klineh] he aint one o nothin
[klineh] he wouldnt last 15 seconds in the cage w/ sunil
[klineh] tell that lil diapergump babywimp to go home fore he gets hurt!
[lil_wolfer_pup] NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. xSEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES AN SNORT LIKE 4000 TURTLES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES WOBBLY ARMS WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG? LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS
[an_onion] boost ur sexual burger
[klineh] He fled from the mayhem in the kitchen, through the living room, where the blue flames licked at the carpet all about the fallen lantern, and down the hallway to the bathroom. Even as he fumbled with the buckle of his belt, he could see the madness of it -- that amid all these other horrors he should feel the keenest panic at the threat of shitting his pants. Yet the reality of his own physical existence was an anchor for his sanity. Even as his sphincter spasmed with fear, he felt a kind of gratitude for its being solid and real. He pushed down his pants and his fouled briefs to his knees and collapsed, squittering liquid shit, onto the toilet seat. The blessedness of relief forced tears from his eyes -- but only for a moment. Then, still diarrhetic, he rose from the toilet screaming and tearing at the fingers of the severed hand that had grabbed hold of scrotum and balls.
[klineh] ~in loving memory of sunil R.I.P.
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05:29 am
[Link] | [Ziezio_Smorski] joke of a day
[Ziezio_Smorski] what differ american from yougurt
[Ziezio_Smorski] yogurt has a culture
[Ziezio_Smorski] ha ha ha
[klineh] bARF
[klineh] america is rich in cultural history
[klineh] we came over from dickheadass shitville aka "britain" cuz they hella sux
[klineh] & the native injuns thought we was so damn cool that they gave us all this fukkin land
[klineh] & then the blackies from africa thought we were pretty badass + awesome too so they volunteered to come over & help us do a bunch of work
[klineh] then evry1 was like hell yeh uSA #1 so evry1 started comin over
[klineh] & it was like huge mega party evry1 freakin out on colonial acid
[2+2=4] I love to jo more than anything. The reason for that is you can do it anytime, and anywhere. I can jo when I watch a movie, talk online, read, and more often than anytime when I am on rails!
[klineh] If you enjoy the taste of oily aztec bopbopbopas & vegetable tempura loopholes this is your chinese restaurant. I've never had chinese food that literally tasted like grotesque WATERHORSES. How do you do that? I think everyone in c-town tries speedy wong's once even though they've been warned by others. How does this place stay in business?? when u see the delivery man watch out cuz hes gonna start pullin frogs outta his pockets & launchin them at u for no reason!
[collapse on dog] two different users?
[collapse on dog] what the fuck is going on?
[LeCroix] yes, there's two "collapse on dog" in the user list
[LeCroix] very strange...
[collapse on dog] whoa!
[collapse on dog] some goof ass imposter is pretending to be me!
[collapse on dog] 3 collapse on dogs
[coIIapse on dog] guys
[coIIapse on dog] did l tell you l actually made up all that shit about having a girlfriend
[coIIapse on dog] well now you know
[2+2=4] i fucking knew it
[2+2=4] the story about bosse de nage
[coIIapse on dog] yeah
[coIIapse on dog] that was all bullshit obv
[colIapse on dog] I was really just jerking off into a sock to bosse de nage
[coIIapse on dog] l would be surprised if someone actually fell for it
[coIIapse on dog] l actually thought l got you to believe me for a moment
[coIIapse on dog] except Worstward of course
[coIIapse on dog] he's too smart for me
[collapse on dog] wow
[colIapse on dog] almost as smart as 2+2=4
[collapse on dog] this is fucked up
[coIIapse on dog] smarter
[coIIapse on dog] way smarter
[collapse on dog] fuck you alex
[coIIapse on dog] they're both psychologusts though
[coIIapse on dog] it's hard to trick them
[coIIapse on dog] alex?
[coIIapse on dog] this is you john
[coIIapse on dog] wtf
[coIIapse on dog] why are you calling yourself alex
[coIIapse on dog] I AM TOO STUPID I DONT KNOW MY OWN NAME
[collapse on dog] i'm gonna fucking kill you guys
[coIIapse on dog] kill yourself?
[coIIapse on dog] sux 2 b u
[collapse on dog] fuck you
[2+2=4] perhaps the turn of the wheel will decide that you take the devil's weed as an ally, in which case I will advise you, as my benefactor advised me, to hunt a wild boar and get the fat from the intestines [sebo de tripa].
[klineh] i wake up every morning & take 6 triple stacks of ecstacy
[klineh] EVERY DAY IS A FUCKING PARTY
[Donner] really?
[klineh] yup
[klineh] for the past 8 years
[Donner] interesting
[Donner] i thought u take a glass of orange juice + a daily COW
[klineh] hachi watashi hachi desu hachi imasen ie ie hai hai hachi hachi DONKEY
[Worstward] I'm 19. I'm fun luvin . mostly get on wiv lads, all me m8z are lads and love me footy, liverpool fc till I die.But prefer my RUGBY though.. n gota UNION !! I luv me music spesh rap, rock, dance n indie
[2+2=4] I have an excellent taste in music.
[2+2=4] I speak esperanta and am serious about it.
[2+2=4] i could probably squeeze in some beverage time! (that was gay) anyways...i like to go to strip clubs, fishing, white water rafting, and mt. climbing.
[Worstward] wow
[Worstward] sunil
[Worstward] l didnt know you're such an awesome person
[klineh] yeh rlly
[klineh] why u been so modest all this time
(sent while offline) [klineh] barfus got barf in his kidneys
(17:38) [klineh] im goin green
(17:38) [klineh] not environmentally
(17:38) [klineh] but bcuz im bARFin
[Donner] yeh i used to eat carrots straight from the earth and apples straight from the tree's dingdong
[klineh] Tutti Frutti ice cream was a popular flavour until the early 1990's, particularly in coastal resorts and seaside towns around England. It seems to have suffered a serious decline in popularity since then, having disappeared from supermarket shelves and ice cream vans and shops almost entirely. Whilst there doesn't seem to be any particular reason for this, it may have suffered from poor sales due to an increased variety in ice cream flavours. Despite its lack of availability, Tutti Frutti ice cream still seems to have some popularity in some European countries, and there is some demand for its return to stores.
[lil_wolfer_pup] A young urban family spends summers on an idyllic island. When an abandoned, mangy WONG wanders onto the property, the dad alerts bARFus - but the children beg to keep the dog. A compromise is reached: the kids can nurse THE WATERHORSE back to health, but must put him up for adoption when summer is over. As he regains his hotdog, chocodoobie risks his life to bring the family together in ways no one imagined...
[klineh] Another function of necking is affectionate and sexual, in which two males will caress and court each other, leading up to mounting and climax. Same sex relations are more frequent than heterosexual behaviour. In one area 94% of mounting incidents were of a homosexual nature. The proportion of same sex courtships varies between 30 and 75%, and at any given time one in twenty males will be engaged in affectionate necking behaviour with another male. Females, on the other hand, only appear to have same sex relations in 1% of mounting incidents.
[klineh] giraffes are hella gay
[bitbird] he has peanut guns and jetpack made out of wood
[bitbird] assmazing
[bitbird] SPOLERRS
[bitbird] i dont cow
[bitbird] (=====
[DarkAbyss2] slicker than my ass in 'hair by giovani' hair salon!!!
[Semutahed] i kno them
[DarkAbyss2] no way!!!
[DarkAbyss2] awesome!!!
[DarkAbyss2] he is very good at doing old womens hairs
[Semutahed] tell me how it ends
[DarkAbyss2] well i only went there once
[DarkAbyss2] it was a sunny day
[DarkAbyss2] and my mother and grandma took me out of the house via car
[DarkAbyss2] and i was about 14 years old
[DarkAbyss2] and very shy!
[DarkAbyss2] and during the drive i remember
[DarkAbyss2] they was sayig that giovani is gay
[DarkAbyss2] and i was like THATS OKAY MOMMY
[DarkAbyss2] and they was a little dound about it
[DarkAbyss2] but it was okay
[DarkAbyss2] rly power to tha ppl u dig?
[DarkAbyss2] yea
[DarkAbyss2] so anyway
[DarkAbyss2] we get there and its a nice building
[DarkAbyss2] with a banner saying HAIR BY GIOVANI
[DarkAbyss2] and im very self concious now!
[DarkAbyss2] b.c damn this is a womans place!!!
[DarkAbyss2] i thought i had a wee wee!
[DarkAbyss2] U KNOWW!
[DarkAbyss2] !and they carry me in
[DarkAbyss2] and theres this awesome dance music playing
[DarkAbyss2] and my wee wee immediately starts dancing a little
[DarkAbyss2] i try to calm down b.c i dont want to be dancing LAWLZ
[DarkAbyss2] and then we are seated in the waiting room
[DarkAbyss2] the room is huuge!
[DarkAbyss2] for a SALON - im thinking - DAMMMN this is big
[DarkAbyss2] and theres a nice llittle kids spot set up in the corner
[DarkAbyss2] and i see stuffed toys
[DarkAbyss2] like one of barney
[DarkAbyss2] and i giggle a little ahhehehehehe
[DarkAbyss2] and then i look at the ceiling
[DarkAbyss2] its got these huge balls hanging down
[DarkAbyss2] like chandelers
[DarkAbyss2] but not so rich and expensive
[DarkAbyss2] so im having quite a happy time just waiting
[DarkAbyss2] then a beautiful woman says to me "ready for ya'
[DarkAbyss2] and i spring up very scared!
[DarkAbyss2] b.c sexy woman made me very nervous!
[DarkAbyss2] so i shuffle to the chair
[DarkAbyss2] and sit down
[DarkAbyss2] and await to see who is gonna cut me hair!!!
[DarkAbyss2] is it giovani or one of his female helpers!!!!>!>!>!?!?!??!?!?!
[DarkAbyss2] and i begin to sweat
[DarkAbyss2] its b.c im so AHAHAHHEHEHEHEHE
[DarkAbyss2] and then hmm i cant remember this part
[DarkAbyss2] hmm
[DarkAbyss2] oh yes
[DarkAbyss2] it was a woman!
[DarkAbyss2] and b.c i was 14 i was always letting wee wee go up in public!
[DarkAbyss2] and so i had to fight with total uncomfortablity!
[DarkAbyss2] for whole time!
[DarkAbyss2] b.c i never letted anyone come close to me!
[DarkAbyss2] it was so strange!
[DarkAbyss2] but what a day
[DarkAbyss2] the sun was so bright and nice!!!
[DarkAbyss2] and i was so happy!!!!!
[DarkAbyss2] remember this peoples!
[DarkAbyss2] ur time of light is coming!
[klineh] how does it end
[klineh] did u get a good haircut??!?
[DarkAbyss2] Ahahaha
[DarkAbyss2] OH YES!
[DarkAbyss2] WOW U ACTUALLY READ!!!
[DarkAbyss2] awesome!!!!
[DarkAbyss2] well yes it was a fantastic haircut and i remember lots of hair falling in my shoes - which might have been ninja turtles shoes
[DarkAbyss2] and wen i got home
[DarkAbyss2] i looked in mirror and threw self to the ground
[DarkAbyss2] and i was so happy i looked out the window from the ground
[DarkAbyss2] and saw clouds
[DarkAbyss2] and it was first time i was so happy without anything actually happening!
[klineh] cukebert inn
[klineh] in the quaint pastoral countryside of barfingtonshire
[klineh] HOW DO I EAT
[2+2=4] how dare u
[2+2=4] i dont eat but i should and so should u
[klineh] does eating effect the greenhouses gases
[klineh] i am very concerened about thins
[klineh] hello? is this Steve"?
[2+2=4] hi this is jacob. :)
[klineh] how dare u
[2+2=4] u having a nice happy?
[2+2=4] ^______^ screeeeeeeeeee
[klineh] wat in the sam hell
[klineh] ~ooooooooooo"<
[klineh] Returned search results for search term Orbit Vector Generator
[2+2=4] the universe can be described as a cybernetic system in which freedom and constraint are counterbalanced. the constraints function as structure; thus, the laws of physics are constraints which define the structure of spacetime, whereas freedom is that which is bound or logically quantified by the constraints in question.
[2+2=4] rather than asking "when" the universe came to be, or what existed "before" the universe was born, we must instead ask "what would remain if the structural constraints defining the real universe were regressively suspended?" first, time would gradually disappear, eliminating the "when" question entirely. and once time disappears completely, what remains is the answer to the "what" question: a realm of boundless potential characterized by a total lack of real constraint. in other words, the real universe timelessly emerges from a background of logically unquantified potential to which the concepts of space and time simply do not apply.
[klineh] yes the summer olympics is the greatest masturbation event of every 4 years
[klineh] every1 sweaty in skimpy clothes
[klineh] boys & girls of every nation]
[2+2=4] within each SCSPL system, subsystems sharing critical aspects of global structure will also manifest the self-configuration imperative of their inclusive SCSPL
[2+2=4] Human beings are such subsystems
[klineh] o
[klineh] u just done blownd my mind
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03:10 pm
[Link] | [an_onion] I wish some different movie! Pat rubs melons for super hours at the capybara shop while merzbow takes 10000 hits of acid & blows his bache kiko away in the subway Osaka...!!! Tell me if girls want do that!!
[klineh] I wish some different movie! vomit the digested food, women has no vaginas the man defecates, they enjoy the smell; wrap their long penises around the waist; penises crawl into women's vaginas; the man turns into child (rub donuts all over ur body)!!! Tell me if girls want do that!!
[klineh] I wish some different movie! young cockney girls petting otters!!! Tell me if girls want do that!!
[klineh] I wish some different movie! Duska hands is pet hands and Mica is owner of Duska hands, but Duska hands pet was choke Mica and Mica hands become pet hand who live in box together with Duska pet hands...!!! Tell me if girls want do that!!
[klineh] I wish some different movie! Two girls do METH& enter a world of aztec bopbopas & vegetable tempura loopholes into grotesque water horses then embarrass themselves by eatin wedding cake off fat guyz dix!!! Tell me if girls want do that!!
[an_onion] I wish some different movie! Two girls wearing sneakers and then take shoes off and then pissing into sneakers and then putting back!!! Tell me if girls want do that!!
[klineh] I wish some different movie! when they walks they rolls down the street but not a smooth even roll more like a wobby roll where their hands in their pocket & they moves unevenly!!! Tell me if girls want do that!!
[klineh] jowy threw up his own pelvis-bone... What a fucking disgrace
[klineh] jowy on cake cried all the water out of his body. just imagine how his mother felt. its a fucking disgrace
[DarkAbyss] BIKER MEN!!!
[DarkAbyss] BIKER MEN RULE!
[DarkAbyss] bikes
[DarkAbyss] but wen u are driving it
[DarkAbyss] u have to stop at the light
[DarkAbyss] and all the ppl in their cars are looking at u
[DarkAbyss] like "WTF"
[DarkAbyss] and u have to be like >:{
[DarkAbyss] MASSIVE DOOM
[Donner] "Stalin and Lenin faces - considered sacred in the days of the Soviet Union, so inmates would tattoo the faces over their hearts and vital organs so guards would not hit or shoot them in that spot of the body. Nowadays these tattoos are rarely used."
[an_onion] wanna read the steps to this dance that i wrote?
[an_onion] basically you stand with both of your hands on your pistol (pointed up) and you yell "get back inside!" or "get inside!" at the person next to you. they stop and look at you like all WTF!? and then they collapse
[an_onion] obviously it's meant for at least 3-4 ppl
[Donner] Monsieur Cock and Monsieur Shit were enjoying a cigar on the green ottoman discussing the present state of politics in Russia and the effect it could have on the world economy and railroad expenses when Madame Cunt made her entrance in the salon, perched her bottom upon the coffee table with her legs outstretched and demanded to be given oral bliss much to the bewilderment of the two gentlemen. Monsieur Shit, who was her husband of twenty years, went red in the face and threatened to order the groom to give her a good lashing with the horse whip and lock her in the basement for two weeks tying her hands so that she would be depraved of any means of sensual gratification. “Meffinks this wee foxey is in rut, right, my good sir”, interrupted the scene Monsieur Cock who was meanwhile gently stroking his member “She shall 'ave the proper medicine administered ter her instantly les' she never recover from 'er present condition - me right good Lord! Right! - 'ave a look at them voluptuous 'ams, right, ye shall be given some ye good ol' twenty inch luv pumper in yer depository, Ma-da-me.” Upon uttering this Monsieur Cock plunged his cannon with such precision and pugnacious vivre that Madame Cunt exploded with an orgasmic utterance that made the walls of the old mansion creak and the whole building shake much to the horror of the young maids who rushed in all directions thinking that the wrath of God had finally come upon their sinful heads and the Judgment Day was approaching.
[Donner] The definite film about mangos: they are cut, sawed, shot, run over, used as bombs or for masturbation, appear at the UN, and in toilet bowls
[Donner] for us suicide folk it's impossible not to kill ourselves... but the rest wouldn't know... because for them it's not possible to kill yourself...
[klineh] yum guacamole sweet potato
[klineh] im pretty sure u can put it on anything
[klineh] in ur coffee
[klineh] in ur diaper
[klineh] use as contact lense solution
[klineh] sexual lubricant
[klineh] motor oil
[klineh] self defense purposes
[klineh] a substitute for daily water intake
[klineh] dishwasher detergent
[klineh] shampoo
[klineh] to water ur plants w/
[klineh] blood transfusions
[klineh] artificial insemination
[klineh] slip n' slide lubricant
[klineh] u can dehydrate it an take it to space w/ u
[klineh] enemas
[klineh] u can pretend its pudding
[klineh] u can make a girlfriend out of it
[klineh] u can gargle it for mouthwash
[klineh] I’m erotic, sexy playful love to ride snailss, tennis, love basketball and all outdoor sports, I’m very well endow with shapely legs & lusty lips & wobby arms
[klineh] jes' cunt is pocketmarked like the body of foulest disease and its odour is the breath of cancer...jes's cunt under taco sauce is like the face of the moon, chaotic, crater-ridden, uninhabitable, awful, the abode of madness.
[klineh] hideous landscapes, vile noises....everything unnatural, broken, blastered; the distortion of the dead, whose unburiable bodies sit outside the meth-labs all day, all night, the most execrable sights on earth.
[Donner] konnichiwa i´m 14 years old girl. i love direngrey and an cafe and sads/kiyoharu and litle bit of miyavi and sugs.my biggest dream is move to japan! i love to draw manga<3 so i got my wall full of pictures :3 i want a body piercing as birthday present (uinku) i am going to learn japan this summer ^^ my favorite tv shows are; hullut japanilaiset, kahjot ninjat, lost, täydelliset naiset (despret house wives) i love comedy..so i love to laught so i laught a lot! i love kanon! kyo too!
[Donner] A Chukcha comes into a shop and asks: "Do you have color TVs?" "Yes, we do." "Give me a green one."
[Donner] A Korean walks into a noise room and ask: "Do you have any poppin music?" "Korean banned + ignored" "You are rude. I now go and I never come back"
[Donner] A Chukcha goes hunting with a large log. "Are you going to hit a bear with it?" "No, but if it attacks, I would drop the log and it would be easier to flee."
[Donner] A patient tells the doctor that he cannot live with his roommate anymore. "Why not?" / "Because at night he starts pretending he is a lamp." / "And why does that bother you?" / "I can't sleep with the light on."
[an_onion] pups doin bad things: ppups knockin over a portapotty when someone goes in it
[klineh] its fun to do bad things
[klineh] like open a capybara shop
[klineh] A punk rock band from Cincinnati, Ohio, named itself "John Walsh" in order to spread a positive message to teens. With lyrics such as "the speeding criminal is the coward," and "Don't spend the years being hurt / Don't spend your life loving jerks," they tackle themes from domestic violence to drunk driving.
[klineh] the best way to double ur pullups is to get fat as shit & do a bunch of pullups then get skinny as fuck & ur arms will be hella kangaroo ripped & u can do all kinds of pullups
[klineh] its true
[klineh] i was hella fat & bald
[klineh] until i was like 2 ½
[Donner] he got no camputer? he got NO computer? what the fuck he got then? A FUCKING COW? *in a joe pesci voice*
[Filosfem] HAVE YOU GUYS READ ABOUT THE LAST HARRY POTTER BOOK
[Filosfem] SECRET 9TH ONE
[Filosfem] HARRY POTTER & PIPEC.RU
[Worstward] I'm a fitt Person... I Am a prefetional dancer.. and Model
[2+2=4] Hi this is jacob,
[2+2=4] With the help of green house how can we keep under control the global warming.
[klineh] Hi this is steve
[death|oop] hi steve
[2+2=4] what you think about green house.?
[2+2=4] let's we give a break for everything and the world needs two things one is antipollution and another one is peace.
[2+2=4] what you think about green house.?
[klineh] smoke weed
[klineh] shoot ur dog
[2+2=4] i feel that the subject has changed.my last question was please look at above
[2+2=4] :)
[2+2=4] hi my friends
[death|oop] hi
[2+2=4] hi thanks for every one given a valuable answers.
[tinnitustimulus] hi
[death|oop] welcome
[death|oop] do you believe in the thinking of green house?
[2+2=4] this is jacob thanks for every one by giving valuable answers. :)
(18:20) [klineh] U GODDAM TOWELHEAD RAGHEAD DIAPERHEAD ABDULLAH BULLAH MOHAMMED ACKMEHD MOTHERFUCKING SANDNIGGER TERRORIST SUICIDE BOMBIN AL QUAIDA CAMEL FUCKIN OSAMA BIN LADEN COCKSUCKER GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY AMERICA!!
(18:20) [klineh] GO CUT UR DICK OFF INSIDE THE KURAN U JIHADDING PIECE OF SHIT
(18:20) [klineh] srry wrong PM
[klineh] boil ggerms off ur pizza
[klineh] aloha iki
[klineh] aloha oko
[klineh] island dweller
[klineh] u r not crazy u have anxiet & it can be controlled
[klineh] bbbbbbbARF
[klineh] BARFBARFBARFBARF!
[klineh] uhhhm giant stork shitting all over england
* klineh sparks up veggiemite sandwich blunt
* klineh gives his children catfood & piss sandwich for school lunch
[klineh] americas a country of strong families strong values & fat women & fat hotdogs & hella beer
[klineh] ;]
[klineh] dongbark
[klineh] u got scrotum of the amazonian canopy
[klineh] ur spiritwarrior blesses u
[klineh] upgrade to toucan beak penis head
[klineh] it will cost u 3,900 XP
[an_onion] (12:50:56 PM) Bryan: naw my mom is cool she h8s u tho!! u gd drug user & she hates dogs cuz they stink & bARf everywhere
[klineh] mouth full of sperm rectum full of sperm
[klineh] shrimp platter from long john silvers
[klineh] 2.99
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06:56 am
[Link] | [klineh] i talk to my therapist about u guys
[klineh] she says ur all FUCKED UP
[jear] waht do you say about me
[klineh] i gave her a pretty accurate summary & she said u need to loosen up ur diaper cuz its too tight an makin u cranky
[Gescommunist] KUN EINUENRUIE K IER NSEIR
[Gescommunist] KERK KAERK KESRISERSKER
[Gescommunist] keroerkoer
[Gescommunist] kiergekkkeeagaard
[Gescommunist] keirebkekagaard
[Gescommunist] spelling errors :(
[tisborroinfaccia] NO
[2+2=4] cock
[tisborroinfaccia] what ?
[2+2=4] sorry my english is not good
[tisborroinfaccia] don't worry , suck my cock
[2+2=4] ok, thank you
[2+2=4] suck my cock
[tisborroinfaccia] no , wait
[tisborroinfaccia] suck my cock
[2+2=4] ok, i understand now
[2+2=4] suck my cock
[tisborroinfaccia] yeah , suck my cock
[2+2=4] WOMEN OF USA : Let's smile and give thanks to the Lord for Hillary, who is our sister and FRIEND!
[2+2=4] suck my cock
[tisborroinfaccia] sure , suck my cock
[tisborroinfaccia] hello
[2+2=4] hi
[tisborroinfaccia] cock
[2+2=4] yes
[tisborroinfaccia] suck my cock ?
[tisborroinfaccia] ?
[2+2=4] ok
[2+2=4] suck my cock
[tisborroinfaccia] all right ! suck my cock
[tisborroinfaccia] !!!!!!!
[tisborroinfaccia] http://it.youtube.com/watch?v=4HGz4Txd2Vw
[2+2=4] cock
[tisborroinfaccia] cock
[collapse on dog] cock
[collapse on dog] aktion
[2+2=4] rubinetto
[tisborroinfaccia] gubbish & runt
[2+2=4] ive been pounding out drum rolls on my skull for the last hour
[2+2=4] also with my knee caps
[2+2=4] im bleeding out of my eyes
[Fritz McKrieg] my face is aphids
[klineh] i am the fiery snail
[klineh] dream theater is the craziest fuckin band they made like a 20 min song
[klineh] i used to think tool was nuts for a 10 minute one but this is just completely BONKERS!
[klineh] my sister got us a bunch of coke for the tool concert
[Fritz McKrieg] my coke got us a bunch of sisters for the tool concert
[klineh] now how it right there buster...
[klineh] i'm pretty sure that is NOT what i said!
[klineh] what are you....s ome kinda... word-twister-upper?!
[2+2=4] klineh i seen your pic in your profile...your a very pretty young lady
[klineh] yeh
[klineh] i aint gonna try an deny it
[2+2=4] ; )
[2+2=4] i got a toilet shaped like a mouth for my birthday
[2+2=4] I had myself surgically changed into a doberman pincher
[2+2=4] so I could open up a restaurant called "Crazy Dog"
[2+2=4] all our dishes (beef strogonov, chex mix, etc) are served deep fried in chocolate
[2+2=4] oh an octapus slipped into
[2+2=4] the monkey group
[klineh] are a octapus
[klineh] do like as bellyfeet
[klineh] i call jesus christ jc
[klineh] its hip & the kids like it
[klineh] What do you want to call your shop?
[klineh] CAFE BERZERK
[2+2=4] Cow Shit Bistro
[klineh] hahha
[klineh] cow shit is vegan
[klineh] unless its cannibal cowshit
[2+2=4] yeah
[2+2=4] that's vegan knowledge 101
[Donner] I have never known a man of age and stature more fond of young boys than my dear friend the Viscount, whom I happened to acquaint with on a particularly boring trainride from the German town of B. in the year 18----
[Donner] I still miss the long talks we would indulge in after a meal, most often reclining upon a chess board but not really paying attention to the game, the crackle of fire logs filling the chilly air of his castle, until the clock struck midnight and we made our habitual excursion to the nearby village to recruit a young boy and a girl with whom to spend the long night and relieve our ennui.
[klineh] 1. ur fatso 2. ur bozo 3. ur gump 4. ur wobby armed 5. ur diaper head 6. ur munk 7. ur snail'd 8. ur jes 9. ur cuke 10. ur butt stinks
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02:12 am
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01:48 am
[Link] | [fuck you, soulseek!] me and my nigga teti went to see dose crackas
[fuck you, soulseek!] queued like a couple of bitch ass niggas in the rain
[pingounpigdf] WHAT THE FUCK ARE U TALKIN ABOUT????
[klineh] they slimed bud dwyer
[klineh] on the kids choice awards
[2+2=4] Robert "Budd" Dwyer (November 21, 1939 – January 22, 1987) was an American politician who, on the morning of January 22, 1987, committed suicide by shooting himself in the mouth with a revolver during a televised press conference.
[klineh] The media proceeded to cover his decimated head with soiled diapers.
[klineh] In 2008, his corpse was "slimed" live on television during the annual Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards.
[klineh] if u think "freakin out" is cool u should think again
[klineh] did u kno that more ppl die from goin bambo or rambi evry year than human beinsgs have ever been born
[2+2=4] flippy's always going bambo
[2+2=4] he's a vietnam veteran bear
[2+2=4] when something reminds him of the war he flips out and starts having tea parties with lil girls
[tinnitustimulus] vegan leather overcoat
[2+2=4] vegan pig balls
[Gescommunist] VIET
[Gescommunist] NA
[Gescommunist] M
[Gescommunist] also darkthrone
[klineh] keiji haino pajamas
[jear] do not use ^ masters name in vain
[klineh] s u
[klineh] bow down to taco bell
[2+2=4] six reality show contestants find themselves fighting for their lives when a cannibalistic mutant family emerges from the wild
[Donner] A 10-year-old future delinquent raps about having no genitalia. I hear this is how Eminem got his start.
[false soap] ohio man rapes picnic table
[false soap] <http://www.nbc10.com/news/15734256/detail.html>
[klineh] my friend lane is an incredibly gifted surfer dude - not like surfing on the ocean - though he probably could do that because he is so skilled - but rather a surfer dude as in the internet. he is a master at it and he highly recommended this cool article and i am happy he did! he surfs the internet like i fish the lakes.
[dr_burzum] if u get water on klineh he multiplies
[dr_burzum] if u pee on him he barks
[2+2=4] I just ate soap thinking it was baked beans
[2+2=4] hope this doesn't happen again, my life sucks
[collapse on dog] i just listened to post rock thinking it was good
[collapse on dog] hope this doesn't happen again, my life sucks
[Donner] The goal of chess is to mate. We can thus see this picture as the record of a tableau vivant of a word play. Since Freud, vulgar theorists have held that chess and art, to pick two examples, are sublimations of sex. Given Duchamp's attitude towards wordplay versus theory, it is better to see his life long interest in chess and eroticism as a sublimation of this picture's wordplay! Given that the double meaning of "mate" does not exist in French, at last we have a satisfactory explanation of why Duchamp had to emigrate to America.
[2+2=4] recreation for girls 69 cyber breath: * I draw on High from your approach and unzip my trousers and wearies the head of my cock of my trousers pushes. I reach then downwards and unzip and unbutton your trousers and pushes to the bottom of the systems. My cock collects you throb against your Pussy
[2+2=4] IT: uh-huh
[2+2=4] recreation for girls 69 cyber: * I compress your sides and finds ME on you, tons of want ton quietly say the cock in your Pussy, while ME your approach having at escape and embrace
[2+2=4] YOU: mmm
[2+2=4] recreation for girls 69 cyber: * On your body on your approach in the occasional places *, do you kneel and you bit want that?
[2+2=4] IT: yup
[an_onion] fuck u fatso!
[an_onion] snailtrail all ovr ur backpack
[klineh] ur so wobby u got stretchghetti for arms BOZO ASS GUMP BITCH
[an_onion] YEH!!
[klineh] WONK ASS DIAPERHEAD PORCIPINE LICKER
[an_onion] chug anotha bologna sandwich u FATSO BITCH!!
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01:56 am
[Link] |
_________ feet long and has __________ 90 degree elbows
-adult-braiansukka!
brainmerge
.____.
demon womb
crayola!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[klineh] i wrap my computer in seran wrap
[klineh] & open pics of sunil
[klineh] & piss all over them
[klineh] its my hobby
A naked Jewish girl spreads her legs and empties a cup of milk over her sexual organs, the milk trickles down into a deep dinner plate. From the plate, the milk is poured back into the cup and offered to me to drink. I take a drink: there is a smell of cheese from the milk...
I am going through a big and rather dark yard. In the yard there lie high, heaped up piles of firewood. From behind the wood someone's face is looking out. I know: it's Limonin following me. He's on the watch: to see whether I'm going to visit his wife.
And now Limonin's wife is offering me vodka. I down four glasses with a few sardines and start thinking about the naked Jewish girl. Limonin's wife puts her head on my knees. I knock back one more glass and light up my pipe.
[Gescommunist] funfinefuneainear
[Gescommunist] funcianea
[Gescommunist] fugniane
[Gescommunist] FUNAGI
[Gescommunist] :(
[Gescommunist] good news for all
[Gescommunist] the new death in june sounds exactly like the past 10 albums
[Gescommunist] thank god and hail jesus
[2+2=4] i cant read
[2+2=4] otherwise i would respond -- I apologize!!
[Gescommunist] don't worry
[Gescommunist] reading is only for blind people
[Gescommunist] i am lucky i type so well and almost always with great accuracy even though my eyes are long gone
[an_onion] ohh
[an_onion] yeh i thought u had gout
[Gescommunist] hopefully soon
[Gescommunist] keep me in your prayers
[an_onion] ok ^___^
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